Wednesday, December 12, 2007

STOP

Oh my god, stop fucking coughing. Everyone please just stop coughing for one fucking minute. What, is consumption making a comeback in downtown Washington? It's like I'm in the tense 40 minutes of lead-up in a zombie movie where everyone around the main character is getting noticeably sicker and it's only a matter of time before all hell breaks loose. I better keep a blunt object nearby and a backback with a stockpile of vitamin water and Clif bars in case I need to make a run for it. I hate everybody.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll second that!!!!