
Here's something I've been sitting on for awhile. When I was in Boulder in January I stopped at the local S-Mart and picked up some Jeff Foxworthy brand beef jerky. I bought it out of the same tragic need for masochistic irony as when I went into Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville in Las Vegas.
According to Jeff himself, it's so good you'll want to eat it naked, but you shouldn't. The only part of the joke I got was when I realized that I had shelled out six bucks for this bag of mediocre jerky, and eaten it naked. Jeff Foxworthy wins again.
According to Jeff himself, it's so good you'll want to eat it naked, but you shouldn't. The only part of the joke I got was when I realized that I had shelled out six bucks for this bag of mediocre jerky, and eaten it naked. Jeff Foxworthy wins again.

1 comments:
Yeah, I agree it sucks. It's as bad as the Target brand jekry.
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