Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Bible History #1

From the same twisted mind that brought us the George Washington music video, Bible history has never been so illustrative and perplexing.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Jeff Foxworthy "digs in" to mass marketing

Here's something I've been sitting on for awhile. When I was in Boulder in January I stopped at the local S-Mart and picked up some Jeff Foxworthy brand beef jerky. I bought it out of the same tragic need for masochistic irony as when I went into Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville in Las Vegas.

According to Jeff himself, it's so good you'll want to eat it naked, but you shouldn't. The only part of the joke I got was when I realized that I had shelled out six bucks for this bag of mediocre jerky, and eaten it naked. Jeff Foxworthy wins again.


I've been too busy with work and applying to grad school as of late to produce anything noteworthy for the ole' blog, so I'll just regurgitate something cool I saw. Look at this picture. Marvel at how awesome it is, and by association, me. The picture's real from what I read.

It's a shark eat shark world, HAHAHAHA1HA!HAHA!!!11!!! LOL..sigh

Friday, March 07, 2008


I'm on DayQuil right now, and life is, for the moment, unconcerning and surrounded by fuzz.

I caught a cold somewhere in Utah probably. Now I'm enjoying self-medication. Last time I said something like this I ended up in the hospital after taking Vicoprofen and passing out at work...but caution be damned! God Bless the benevolent alchemists at Vick's Co.; may their bells ring stridently for the lives of a thousand Suns.