Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Dear DC cabbies...
One last word of thanks for ridiculously ripping me off the entire time I've lived here in DC. Tonight, I paid $13.50 to get from DC to Arlington but $19 to get from Arlington to DC. To my taxi driver this evening: you and your fake family can fucking go to hell, since I'm sure it's just an excuse to squeeze out those extra bones from my non-profit salary. Yes, I chose that job, but you also chose to be a greasy longhaired pennygrubbing-whore-asshole. It may surprise you, but this city was not intentionally built to only support taxi drivers. I really hope you and your family starve to death on the marginally-fair meter system imposed upon you later this year. You, and only you (my taxi driver tonight), I seriously hope you go to fucking hell. Fuck off and die. I would love to salt [sugar] your gas tank.
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Isn't is SUGAR for the gas tank. Brice Lord, of all people, I thought you knew: "First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
I totally hear ya Dave. I can't f'ing wait for the meters to come in.
The hate; then again, if it's a cab from Alex to DC, wouldn't it be a VA taxi that screwed you over?
Why hate on DC cabbies? he have you the cheaper fare.
They were both DC cabbies. It was a DC cabbie who (illegally) picked me up in Arlington.
Did you give him a tip? I always feel compelled to give them some kind of tip, even if they rip me off...
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