Does this look like a productive worker to you? No. It's Superbowl Monday.
Monday, February 04, 2008
Superbowl Monday
Ever since my Junior year (high school) AP Chemistry teacher obstinately gave us a test the day after the Superbowl, I have strongly advocated Superbowl Monday becoming a national holiday. Considering about 1/3 of the entire country watch this game, I think it's only fitting to have a national day of rest following dedicated to the event. If you disagree with me, you're a terrorist.
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As someone who spent half the game coordinating with grad school students (who apparently weren't watching themselves) and now feels completely unprepared for class today, I agree with this. Once your reign of terror begins, I will support this decree.
My reign of terror will come swiftly and terribly. A pox on those who stand before me.
Brice Lord for president in 2020!
I also support this, both passively and as a theoretical construct. I dropped a class earlier this semester to protest it's midterm the day after the Superbowl, and I'll certainly cast my vote in any sham-single-party-uncontested-election for the dictator who boasts wildly of his ability to deliver such a national party holiday.
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