I just found the best web site in existence. For anyone who owned a Sega Genesis this will be nostalgically hilarious.
Somebody captured the 4 spoken-word audio clips (and 1 groan) from Altered Beast, the game that came with Genesys, and looped them infinitely on a tiled screencapture backdrop and large swooping letters spelling "ALTERED BEAST." It's nothing if not brilliant.
When you click the link make sure you have your sound on.