Thursday, June 21, 2007

Hot Chicks with Douchbags

It's not a stretch in any way to say that this is what the world has been waiting for. I've spent easily an hour just now pouring through the pictures and commentaries on Hot Chicks with Douchebags, and I'm still finding myself laugh out loud (yes..."LOL"). I've seen some pretty choady things in my day, but the pictures assembled here are off the scrote charts. It's impossible to read this site for even 5 minutes and not develop a refined hatred of New Jersey.

This site is something every guy can relate to; that is, unless you're one of the douchebags hoisted up in the Hall of Scrote, like "Oopma Prompa" below.

Jesus...

The author of HCwDB writes of Prom Oompa Loompa:

"There's a certain genius to the Prompa, and it's not just the zoot suit or the orange or the hair. It's that nervous moment we can all relate to. That glance around right before going to the prom when you're waiting in line and making sure your tie's on straight. The only difference is that unlike all of us at our prom who just felt like we looked ridiculous, Prompa actually does look absolutely ridiculous."

It's pure gold. Here's a picture of a d'bag
he refers to as "Ab Lobster".



Part of the brilliance is that the same asswipes turn up over and over again. Ab Lobster, for instance, is a regular, even though he may not know it.

You're doing yourself a great disservice if you don't check out this site. Many kudos to Douchebag1, the author and proprietor of this site. Respect also to They Promised Us Jetpacks and We Got Blogs for leading me to this site. You've saved me from at least 3 days of work.

7 comments:

roy hobbs said...

brice lord?

roy hobbs said...

brice lord?

Brice Lord said...

I'm flattered that you'd consider me a douchebag with hot chicks, I really am, but I need to wait to get home from work to verify this. Something tells me the IT folks might see a red flag when "douchebags" is in a URL. Actually, the original URL for this very blog was "queerbag.blogspot..." which I had to change because everyone was afraid of clicking on it. Go figure.

LOVE AND IMMIGRATION CRIER said...

right

Brice Lord said...

That first link don't work Hobbs, and as for the second one, I think that looks more like a cross between Scott Weiland and one of the pussies from AFI than me.

F.J. Delgado said...

That's an awesome site. New Jersey is responsible for some horrible d-bags.

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